[Devil_Anse]

Yes, I know my husband always scrupulously mops up any dirt he happens to track in.... typical Scott story, he goes fishing in a place where there's a parking lot, and he gets dirt on his shoes.

[Velveeta]

My husband doesn't know that we own a mop!

[Sandylapper]

You don't get it at all, do ya? This is all Laci's fault! She shouldn't have been so darn persnickety about that darn kitchen floor!