The Secret Government

http://lukebrl.150m.com/ ^ | Unknown | Luke Braly

[Jonah Hex]

(snort...chortle...giggle)

(in Kirk voice) "Must...NOT...LAUGH. Help me...Spock, must...not...LAUGH!"

Ah screw it!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(taking a breath)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OK, I need to wipe the tears away now.

[jmc813]

If you don't mind my asking, how the heck did you find this?!?

[_Jim]

My name is ... got my undergraduate degree from Dallas Baptist University, and my Master's degree in Computer Science from the University of Texas at Dallas ... [been] a contract programmer ...

For over three years however, I have been the target of continual harassment of an extremely bizarre nature from some branch of law enforcement. They are apparently utilizing sophisticated and undoubtedly highly classified technology to achieve this ... I gained a good deal of notoriety, posting ...

starting in 1998, I had been growing marijuana in my apartment ... It had been years since I had been a regular smoker ... I was quite intrigued to discover that everything one needed to grow pot could be found on the web - seeds ... equipment ... advice from thousands of people ... I eventually configured a cabinet in my apartment with lights, ventilation fans, pumps, etc, and began to grow weed hydroponically.

(Key intro to "The Twilight Zone".)

[honeygrl]

Seriously, read the whole thing. It's good stuff. I promise you it's worth the time.

[PaxMacian]

Isaiah 39:4 And he saith, `What saw they in thy house?' and Hezekiah saith, `All that [is] in my house they saw; there hath not been a thing that I have not shewed them among my treasures.'

One day, I came home to find my Bible not where I religiously keep it. Instead it was on my Ironing board. A 3D crucifix card that is placed atop it was placed inside the Bible with Christ hanging upside down and underling the above quote.
This was only the beginning of the harrassment I have had to endure for speaking my mind.

[PaxMacian]

underlining

[PaxMacian]

Good question, the page was unaccessable.

[jeremiah]

Looks to me like the writer is lampooning the paranoid among the boards. Very funny if you ask me.

[chance33_98]

If you don't mind my asking, how the heck did you find this?!?

My wife found this last night - we were searching for my user name on google news. Here is my thread on it from last night (As for Mr Jihad, not sure how he found it)

[chance33_98]

See post #49

[Cultural Jihad]

If you don't mind my asking, how the heck did you find this?!?

Who says it was ever 'found' in the first place? Perhaps someone directed the writer on where to place it by manipulating the DirectTV satellite.

As chance33_98 says:

"There is no freewill in the entire universe! There is only my will!"

[chance33_98]

Wasn't some guy named Luke was it....

[AppyPappy]

I think it is a work.

[AppyPappy]

I'm not falling for it.

[chance33_98]

Me either. But about a year ago I got freepmails from this guy, he got toasted, got some more about 2 months ago, and now I come across this.

[Yeti]

The poor bastard shouldn't be alone and should get some help.

Well, I think that might be true either way. Crazy? Needs help, shouldn't be alone too much. Correct? Could definitely use some help, shouldn't be alone too much.

[Yeti]

One day, I came home to find my Bible not where I religiously keep it. Instead it was on my Ironing board. A 3D crucifix card that is placed atop it was placed inside the Bible with Christ hanging upside down and underling the above quote.

There are some creepy folks in this world that do some creepy things, laughing the whole time.

Lots of people think they're smart or clever or whatever, but I always think of that quintessential master prankster, Charles Manson, and his "creepy-crawlies."

Y'know, the mind of someone who'll do the sort of thing that you experienced and the mind of someone who'll poison a kid's Halloween candy only differ in the specifics of their taste in "wackiness." They share the same ethical principles and aesthetics.

[Cultural Jihad]

One day, I came home to find my Bible not where I religiously keep it. Instead it was on my Ironing board. A 3D crucifix card that is placed atop it was placed inside the Bible with Christ hanging upside down and underling the above quote.
This was only the beginning of the harrassment I have had to endure for speaking my mind.

You and Luke and a dog named Boo.

[sweetliberty]

Ping!

[sweetliberty]

In the first place, I think it was the speed the guy overdid...not the pot. In the second place, I think he has spent WAY too much time at the DU. Third, the guy needs an exorcist, not a lawyer. And finally, he needs an assortment of these for every occasion:

.

.

Wait, is this an elaborate Halloween hoax?

I'm speechless. I counseled with a woman once that was this far gone. But you don't often see it on FR....at least not for long. This must have been allowed to stay up for amusement.