[swilhelm73]

CBS - Clinton Broadcasting Service
CNN - Clinton News Network
ABC - All Bill Clinton
NBC - Nothing But Clinton

Hmm, I spent some time trying to come up with one for the Boston Globe without much luck. Perhaps that's because it simply the best bird cage liner made in America?

[Timesink]

Back in the day, ABC used to be known as the "Almost Broadcasting Company" because it had a substantially weaker network of affiliates than NBC and CBS.