[gbunch]

We don't need or want Commie Chiraq here!

Mr. President, come on down!

[mikenola]

If Chirac wants to come, he can give a speech where he:

1. admits arming Saddam
2. admits milking the oil-for-food programme
3. apologizes
4. and offers 10,000 troops plus $2b

If he does that we'd love to have him!