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What Are They Smoking
NRO ^ | 10/28/2003 | Deroy Murdock

Posted on 10/28/2003 8:58:48 AM PST by bassmaner

Comedian Tommy Chong began a nine-month federal prison sentence on October 7 for operating a glass-blowing shop that sold pipes to marijuana smokers. Prosecutors were not impressed that his Nice Dreams Enterprises marketed a morally neutral product. Chong's pipes, after all, could be used with loose-leaf tobacco, just as any stoner in an Armani suit can smoke pot in a lawful Dunhill meerschaum.

In fact, as the Los Angeles Times reported October 10, Assistant U.S. Attorney Mary Houghton's court pleadings sought Chong's harsh punishment because he got rich "glamorizing the illegal distribution and use of marijuana" in films that "trivialize law enforcement efforts to combat drug trafficking and use."

Chong must have wondered when such activities became criminal. Perhaps the FBI now will arrest Sean Penn for hilariously smoking grass in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Then they can handcuff Denzel Washington for portraying a crooked narcotics officer in Training Day."

At last, the homeland is secure from Chong, a 65-year-old comic whose merchandise spared potheads from fumbling with rolling papers. Could there be any greater triumph for public safety than that? And in this peaceful world and placid nation, taxpayers can rest assured that officials are using their hard-earned cash as wisely as possible. Recall that Chong and 54 others were busted in Operation Pipe Dreams, a February 24 crackdown on the drug-paraphernalia industry. That project involved 1,200 local, state, and federal authorities, the Drug Enforcement Administration estimates. These professional sleuths could have pursued al Qaeda instead, but what would that have accomplished?

All seriousness aside, as funnyman Steve Allen often said, federal drug warriors keep embarrassing themselves by enforcing pointless, oppressive policies that merely ignite tax dollars as if with a Zippo lighter. Like every White House since Nixon's, the Bush administration continues the collective, bipartisan hallucination that Uncle Sam's heavy hand can crush the desire of millions of Americans to alter their states of consciousness. Fortunately, some judges, states and cities have soured on the costly and cruel war on drugs as it grinds through its 30th futile year.

It is neither compassionate nor conservative for the Bush administration to use government force to stop cancer and AIDS sufferers, among others, from smoking marijuana to make their final days on Earth less excruciating. The U.S. Supreme Court evidently agrees. On October 14, the Supremes let stand a Ninth Circuit Court decision blocking federal efforts to yank the prescription-writing licenses of doctors who recommend medical marijuana to patients. This was a huge victory for the First Amendment, medical privacy, and the freedom of diseased Americans to ease their pain while leaving others untouched.

Seattle voters on September 16 approved Initiative 75 by 57.8 to 42.2 percent. I-75 instructs local police and prosecutors to make adult marijuana possession their lowest priority. Seattle's citizens decided to focus their limited resources on legitimate public needs, such as catching murderers, foiling rapists, and preventing terrorists from, say, toppling the landmark Space Needle.

A recent Drug Policy Alliance study found that between 1996 and 2000, voters endorsed 17 of 19 statewide ballot measures to approve medical marijuana, protect civil liberties, treat rather than imprison non-violent addicts and limit civil-asset forfeiture. From 1996 to 2002, 46 states passed some 150 such enlightened, fiscally responsible drug-law reforms.

"The war on drugs may well be the most wasteful use of government resources today," said Don Murphy, a DPA spokesman and former Republican Maryland delegate. "As a taxpayer, it's nice to know that Maryland is not alone in embracing more pragmatic approaches."

Even Drug Czar John Walters may see this issue slipping from his iron fist. While campaigning against I-75 on September 10, Seattle Weekly reported, Walters could have preached zero tolerance. Instead, he said, "The real issue is should we legalize marijuana." He added, "Let's have a debate about that."

In a September 17 letter to Walters, Robert Kampia, executive director of the Marijuana Policy Project, wrote: "It's time to have that debate, so I am pleased to accept your invitation."

An honest, national debate on the war on drugs in general — and its uniquely idiotic marijuanaphobia in particular — would be a welcome development in the sad history of this national fiasco.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
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To: BrooklynGOP
You doper....
81 posted on 10/28/2003 2:46:12 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: Sir Gawain
"Noper" ping
82 posted on 10/28/2003 2:47:15 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: BrooklynGOP
"My friend drew me with a cig."

You have a very good and talented friend.

83 posted on 10/28/2003 2:49:48 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: robertpaulsen
Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

In communist China, yes. "Libertarian" is politically absolute. "Conservative" is politically relative - it depends on where you are.

84 posted on 10/28/2003 3:13:43 PM PST by tacticalogic (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
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To: robertpaulsen
Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

Thank you for your honesty, rp.

I suppose this is why the anti-Perestroika commies were called 'conservatives'.

You 'conservatives' are an adaptive lot. ;^)

85 posted on 10/28/2003 3:25:01 PM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: freekitty
From what I understand, Tommy's crime is that he sold the paraphernalia interstate, across state lines, which is federal crime. The WOD is only a money generating venture by the Feds.
ßß
86 posted on 10/28/2003 3:35:53 PM PST by ßuddaßudd
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To: Dane
FREE CHONG!

FREE RUSH!

FREE LOVE!

87 posted on 10/28/2003 4:27:59 PM PST by PaxMacian
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To: robertpaulsen
(hey, what better tool to keep the government in check?).

Silly me, I thought that's what the Second Amendment was written for.

You on the other hand, seem to believe that it protects the right to go duck hunting.

88 posted on 10/29/2003 2:14:16 AM PST by ActionNewsBill
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To: samtheman
Seriously. What next? Arresting people for talking about drugs? I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few drug warriors on FR in favor of this.
89 posted on 10/29/2003 4:28:21 AM PST by Conservative til I die
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To: Conservative til I die
Maybe you're right. If you are, it's truly sad. But then, there's obviously at least one judge and one prosecutor who believe locking people up for the shape of their glass objects. I guess there are people here who would agree with that ruling.

For the record: I am not in favor of legalizing all drugs. I'm on the fence as far as weed goes. I see the argument both ways. But coke and heroin... lock up the dealers and throw away the key.

Having said that, though, this conviction of Chong is very third-worldish.
90 posted on 10/29/2003 4:35:03 AM PST by samtheman
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To: robertpaulsen
Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

Interesting, and I thank you for responding. Let's take this a bit further: do you believe firearm ownership, as guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment, is an individual right?

91 posted on 10/29/2003 5:40:40 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: headsonpikes; tacticalogic
You guys are something else. To avoid the truth, you reference "conservatives" in China, Russia, ... any others you want to add to the list?

And that truth is individual rights and individual liberties are not conservative principles.

92 posted on 10/29/2003 6:04:03 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: ActionNewsBill
"You on the other hand, seem to believe that it protects the right to go duck hunting."

Nah. Not fair to the ducks to go hunting with an M203 40mm Grenade Launcher.

Plus, there's little left to eat after using one of these.

93 posted on 10/29/2003 6:09:07 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: robertpaulsen
And that truth is individual rights and individual liberties are not conservative principles.

Robert,

What, according to you, constitutes conservative principles?

94 posted on 10/29/2003 6:10:46 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: MrLeRoy
"minimum government control or interference into our personal lives"

I'm all in favor of the above. You, on the other hand, prefer NO government control or interference into our personal lives.

That's the difference between a conservative and an anarchist libertarian (redundant, I know).

95 posted on 10/29/2003 6:14:12 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: robertpaulsen
What's an appropriate metric for determining how much influence the government (any kind, federal, state, or local) may have on our personal lives? Where do you draw the line between public and private behavior?
96 posted on 10/29/2003 6:25:52 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: robertpaulsen
Well, rp, if you don't believe in individual rights and liberties, just what is it that you are trying to 'conserve'?

Could it be social status and power, like your fellow tory conservatives in the PRC and the former USSR?
97 posted on 10/29/2003 6:30:59 AM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: robertpaulsen
You seem to be under the impression that attacking anyone who points out your argument is a load of crap will fix what's wrong what's wrong with your argument.
98 posted on 10/29/2003 6:39:37 AM PST by tacticalogic (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
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To: robertpaulsen
Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

Wow. That's as far out in the stix as I've ever seen a poster I consider intelligent go. Thanks for your honesty, but our founders didn't throw off the kingly shackles to protect the rights of a collective.

99 posted on 10/29/2003 6:53:28 AM PST by Dosa26
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
"do you believe firearm ownership, as guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment, is an individual right? "

You're asking me as though I speak for all conservatives? I don't think I do.

Personally, as a conservative, I interpret the 2nd Amendment's "right of the people" to mean that the individual's right to keep and bear arms are not to be infringed by the federal government. "Arms" being defined as that carried by the average militiaman (soldier). But if you look at our laws, passed with the help of conservative legislators, I may be in the minority.

You will note that, as a conservative, I have defined "arms" and I have defined the 2nd amendment applicability to the federal government. I believe that a Libertarian would define it differently. Ask one.

100 posted on 10/29/2003 6:58:47 AM PST by robertpaulsen
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