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What Are They Smoking
NRO ^ | 10/28/2003 | Deroy Murdock

Posted on 10/28/2003 8:58:48 AM PST by bassmaner

Comedian Tommy Chong began a nine-month federal prison sentence on October 7 for operating a glass-blowing shop that sold pipes to marijuana smokers. Prosecutors were not impressed that his Nice Dreams Enterprises marketed a morally neutral product. Chong's pipes, after all, could be used with loose-leaf tobacco, just as any stoner in an Armani suit can smoke pot in a lawful Dunhill meerschaum.

In fact, as the Los Angeles Times reported October 10, Assistant U.S. Attorney Mary Houghton's court pleadings sought Chong's harsh punishment because he got rich "glamorizing the illegal distribution and use of marijuana" in films that "trivialize law enforcement efforts to combat drug trafficking and use."

Chong must have wondered when such activities became criminal. Perhaps the FBI now will arrest Sean Penn for hilariously smoking grass in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Then they can handcuff Denzel Washington for portraying a crooked narcotics officer in Training Day."

At last, the homeland is secure from Chong, a 65-year-old comic whose merchandise spared potheads from fumbling with rolling papers. Could there be any greater triumph for public safety than that? And in this peaceful world and placid nation, taxpayers can rest assured that officials are using their hard-earned cash as wisely as possible. Recall that Chong and 54 others were busted in Operation Pipe Dreams, a February 24 crackdown on the drug-paraphernalia industry. That project involved 1,200 local, state, and federal authorities, the Drug Enforcement Administration estimates. These professional sleuths could have pursued al Qaeda instead, but what would that have accomplished?

All seriousness aside, as funnyman Steve Allen often said, federal drug warriors keep embarrassing themselves by enforcing pointless, oppressive policies that merely ignite tax dollars as if with a Zippo lighter. Like every White House since Nixon's, the Bush administration continues the collective, bipartisan hallucination that Uncle Sam's heavy hand can crush the desire of millions of Americans to alter their states of consciousness. Fortunately, some judges, states and cities have soured on the costly and cruel war on drugs as it grinds through its 30th futile year.

It is neither compassionate nor conservative for the Bush administration to use government force to stop cancer and AIDS sufferers, among others, from smoking marijuana to make their final days on Earth less excruciating. The U.S. Supreme Court evidently agrees. On October 14, the Supremes let stand a Ninth Circuit Court decision blocking federal efforts to yank the prescription-writing licenses of doctors who recommend medical marijuana to patients. This was a huge victory for the First Amendment, medical privacy, and the freedom of diseased Americans to ease their pain while leaving others untouched.

Seattle voters on September 16 approved Initiative 75 by 57.8 to 42.2 percent. I-75 instructs local police and prosecutors to make adult marijuana possession their lowest priority. Seattle's citizens decided to focus their limited resources on legitimate public needs, such as catching murderers, foiling rapists, and preventing terrorists from, say, toppling the landmark Space Needle.

A recent Drug Policy Alliance study found that between 1996 and 2000, voters endorsed 17 of 19 statewide ballot measures to approve medical marijuana, protect civil liberties, treat rather than imprison non-violent addicts and limit civil-asset forfeiture. From 1996 to 2002, 46 states passed some 150 such enlightened, fiscally responsible drug-law reforms.

"The war on drugs may well be the most wasteful use of government resources today," said Don Murphy, a DPA spokesman and former Republican Maryland delegate. "As a taxpayer, it's nice to know that Maryland is not alone in embracing more pragmatic approaches."

Even Drug Czar John Walters may see this issue slipping from his iron fist. While campaigning against I-75 on September 10, Seattle Weekly reported, Walters could have preached zero tolerance. Instead, he said, "The real issue is should we legalize marijuana." He added, "Let's have a debate about that."

In a September 17 letter to Walters, Robert Kampia, executive director of the Marijuana Policy Project, wrote: "It's time to have that debate, so I am pleased to accept your invitation."

An honest, national debate on the war on drugs in general — and its uniquely idiotic marijuanaphobia in particular — would be a welcome development in the sad history of this national fiasco.


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To: jmc813
Bite your tongue.

But, I bet you could make a very good argument on why citizens should be allowed to own this bad boy:


61 posted on 10/28/2003 12:18:35 PM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: robertpaulsen
But, I bet you could make a very good argument on why citizens should be allowed to own this bad boy:

Sure. M-16's are arms. The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Any questions?

62 posted on 10/28/2003 12:28:58 PM PST by jmc813 (Michael Schiavo is a bigger scumbag than Bill Clinton)
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To: Dane
"It also seems that we are seeing people called pro-abortion, when in reality they are anti-life."

Sorry, but I cannot understand the comparison. I myself, am pro-life for the innocent, but pro-death for anyone convicted of murder.

This is no game of sematics I am playing, just an appeal to the tiny spark of sanity that may still survive, deep within the cranium of even the most brain washed and zombianated among us.

The cost of legalizing drugs would be very high, (no pun intended)but unlike the WOD which is all cost, no results, numerous victems, and enriching for the criminal element-legalization, with or without any reduction in the number of users, would , empty many prisons, redirect drug profits toward the legitimate business community, taxes into the coffers of government and reduced prices for these drugs that would reduce the number of crimes committed to finance habit.

Seems the only things that both conservatives and liberals can unite in lockstep on is stupidity.
63 posted on 10/28/2003 12:35:31 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (Democrats don't mean centerist as in the center of the road,but as in center of donuts or washers.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Still no takers.

I've been asking this question for about a year now on FR. This should be a lay-up for pro-WoD conservatives on a conservative-oriented site like FR. Simply explain how supporting the War on Drugs squares with the conservative principles of individual rights, individual liberties, and a smaller, less intrusive government.

Win with the power of your argument, not with your cheerleading abilities, or your ability to flame.

64 posted on 10/28/2003 12:41:00 PM PST by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: jmc813
With an M203 attached (as in the picture I posted)?
65 posted on 10/28/2003 12:49:16 PM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
"conservative principles of individual rights, individual liberties"

It's because your premise is incorrect.

Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

66 posted on 10/28/2003 12:59:33 PM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
I too will await the answer-but I won't hold my breath.
67 posted on 10/28/2003 1:00:06 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (Democrats don't mean centerist as in the center of the road,but as in center of donuts or washers.)
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To: BrooklynGOP
I don't even want to smoke pot, but I and anyone with a sense of aesthetics should be able to recognize that that's quite a beautiful piece of work.
68 posted on 10/28/2003 1:16:36 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: E Rocc
"People selling drug paraphernalia are in essence no different than drug dealers. They are as much a part of drug trafficking as silencers are a part of criminal homicide."

I would love to know how many criminal homicides are committed each year in the U.S. using silencers. I'm thinking single-digits.

69 posted on 10/28/2003 1:19:53 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: F.J. Mitchell
It seems that too often we are seeing people called pro-drug, when in reality they are anti-WOD.

I'm a perfect example. Having grown up around them and seen some of the seedy side of them, I hate drugs. But I hate the WO(S)D more.

70 posted on 10/28/2003 1:22:34 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: robertpaulsen
But, I bet you could make a very good argument on why citizens should be allowed to own this bad boy:

Because I want to. Because the 2nd Amendment recognized my pre-existing right to own "arms" and this is classified under "arms." I looked again, but I still can't find any exceptions to that right relating to magazine size and rate of fire in the Constitution.

71 posted on 10/28/2003 1:25:05 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Dane
JMO, you are the epitome of what is wrong with America. You swallow government lies whole, then regurgitate them as what passes for original thought. You have only one litany which to which you return like a dog to its vomit. You lack any capacity for reasoned argument, yet you cannot help but spew your bile all over anyone who has the temerity to disagree with your precious war on Americans through Prohibition II. In short, you are the perfect citizen which Orwell predicted.
72 posted on 10/28/2003 1:33:34 PM PST by dcwusmc ("The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself.")
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To: robertpaulsen
Individual rights and individual liberties are libertarian principles, not conservative ones.

Sure you're at the right site? "we believe that the Founders designed our system of government in the form of a constitutionally limited republic, with maximum freedom intended for the people and minimum government control or interference into our personal lives and business affairs." - http://www.freerepublic.com/about.htm

What are conservative principles?

73 posted on 10/28/2003 1:36:09 PM PST by MrLeRoy (The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. - Jefferson)
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To: robertpaulsen
With an M203 attached (as in the picture I posted)?

Some of them gophers are pretty hard to shoot, even on full-auto. :)

Back to the point, the 2nd Amendment grants us the right to have arms. You have to show me where it days M203s are excluded. Not Congress, which doesn't have the power to override the Constitution, but the Constitution itself.

74 posted on 10/28/2003 1:37:10 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat
I don't even want to smoke pot, but I and anyone with a sense of aesthetics should be able to recognize that that's quite a beautiful piece of work.

Its not for pot. I ordered a bunch of shisha (flavored tobacco)to go with it.. www.thehookah.com check it out. That one is an egyptian hookah. They got others.

75 posted on 10/28/2003 1:37:15 PM PST by BrooklynGOP (www.logicandsanity.com)
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To: BrooklynGOP
Its not for pot. I ordered a bunch of shisha (flavored tobacco)to go with it.. www.thehookah.com check it out. That one is an egyptian hookah. They got others.

But I know it's for pot because my government told me so! Or why else would they take down that dangerous criminal Tommy Chong!

76 posted on 10/28/2003 1:55:01 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat
LOL! Ever try smoking a hookah? First time I tried was at this moroccan place.. Very nice.
77 posted on 10/28/2003 2:14:20 PM PST by BrooklynGOP (www.logicandsanity.com)
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To: BrooklynGOP
LOL! Ever try smoking a hookah?

Nope. Maybe one day if I get around to it. If nothing else, they're beautiful to have around the house.

78 posted on 10/28/2003 2:22:10 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat
Its great. I highly recommend. Try to find a middle eastern bar/lounge... They might have it.
79 posted on 10/28/2003 2:23:42 PM PST by BrooklynGOP (www.logicandsanity.com)
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To: freedomson
LOL, yeah Brooklyn is a regular Pot smoker.... sure lol
80 posted on 10/28/2003 2:42:56 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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