DFU SONG: Lodi (Yankees feel the Hillary Curse)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LODI - look under Creedence Clearwater

It was three years ago...New Yorkers had cast their vote
That is when bad luck started...historians will note
Your Yankees won't win again...she brought bad karma, you see
It is The Curse of Hillary

She's from the depths of hell...the FReepers were warning you
She is an evil presence...what are you gonna do
Your Yankees won't win again...she brought bad karma, you see
It is The Curse of Hillary

Cubbie fans fought the goat...it just wouldn't go away
Bronx Bombers have been reeling...they don't know what to say
Your Yankees won't win again...she brought bad karma, you see
It is The Curse of Hillary

Year after year you'll find...your team will be going down
There is but one solution...to banish her from town
Your Yankees won't win again...she brought bad karma, you see
It is The Curse of Hillary...it is The Curse of Hillary

[Mr. Mojo]

This Yankee fan is convinced that Hillary has indeed cursed the franchise (and the city as well). Thankfully this curse can be exorcised at the voting booth.

[doug from upland]

I think you mentioned the Hillary Curse first. If anyone else beat you, please step forward and take credit.

[Grassontop]

I do hope those Yankees vote her out and tell her to move to another country where she can work her communism and socialist skills on those who are dumb enough to accept it. ">,

[doug from upland]

An excellent addition to this thread!

[LouD]

This Yankee fan is convinced that Hillary has indeed cursed the franchise

Nah. The Yankees just suck.

[Mr. Mojo]

What does that say about your Red Sox?

1918 .....and counting.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, this "Hillary Curse" thing is silly - after all, she's rooted for the Cubs for years and they...uh...well, they...have been...uh...

Never mind.

[LouD]

What does that say about your Red Sox?

Hey, we almost won, despite being outspent by 35% on talent. Hell, if we'd only hired a slightly smarter pitching coach, we'd have won.

[Mr. Mojo]

Hell, if we'd only hired a slightly smarter pitching coach, we'd have won.

IF? LOL

IF you guys didn't have a crappy bullpen.....

IF Bill Buckner got his glove down....

IF the light-hitting Bucky Dent didn't homer.....

IF you didn't get rid of Babe Ruth......

[Coral Snake]

Great song. Been too buisy on the Terri Schiavo threads to write any more of my own for a while. I may write one about this tragity myself however. The Hospice of Florida $uncoast is going to probably be the subject rather than Terri herself though. Terri is just ONE of the Bill And Hillery level scandals that are going to be pouring out of that modern say Andersonville and felons' meeting ground in the comming months.

[LouD]

Wait until next year!

[Mr. Mojo]

It looks like we'll both be singing the "wait till next year" song for a while. .....or at least until Hillary is out of office ;) ......Perhaps getting rid of Ted Kennedy would help the Sox cause.

[dutchess]

Hey Doug....Have missed you! (me bad) Glad to see you on top of things still!

From your #1 fan.

[LouD]

Perhaps getting rid of Ted Kennedy would help the Sox cause.

Hey, it's worth a shot; It's not like there's a downside. ;-)

[doug from upland]

I absolutely have missed you! If you ever have the chance, get to the Bush Library in College Station, TX.

[doug from upland]

Good point. The SOX fate will not change until the killer lifeguard is gone.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I think I did mention the Hitlery Curse before anyone else, but I'm glad to see it catching on!

This humble FREEPer also began a thread that was the lead mention in a PMSNBC story about Michael "I'm as Dumb as an Ox" Moore's smear job film on 9/11 being funded by Miramax. I gave out contact numbers for Miramax on FR, and some PMSNBC reporter/writer found it and made it a story: they seemed to be AMAZED conservatives were making an issue out of a hatchet job on the President.

[Recovering_Democrat]

We all have heard of the Curse of the Bambino and the Curse of the Goat. I suggest, humbly, that New York has the....

HITLERY CURSE!


Consider these facts:
In October of 2000, the NEW YORK YANKEES WIN THE WORLD SERIES, beating their fellow New Yorkers, the Mets, in 5 games.

In November of that year, New York City is instrumental in putting HITLERY in the United States Senate.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE YANKEES SINCE THEN??

2001: The Yankees lose to Arizona in the World Series in 7 games.

2002: The Yankees are eliminated by the Anaheim Angels in the playoffs.

2003: The Yankees lose to Florida in the World Series.