Or, are you comparing the kid to the Commies because he rang a doorbell?
How about this one that's just as meaningful ~ next time the kids down there play "ring and run", they should carry their own firearms with them lest they run into a humorless homeowner who wants to kill one of them. Then they can have a "Dirty Harry" type event; maybe even blow the whole house away.
"What is so important that you are defending that you need a gun?" said Quiroga, the mother of two teenage boys, before breaking into tears.