[poindexter]

Riiiiiight, he pulled out $7000 cash to give to his poor old Moms for -sniff- new furniture. Gee, what could he really have been going to buy with that cash?

[CaptainK]

A person with $7000 in the bank usually has a checking account. Why not just give mom a check? $7000 is too much cash for a person to be carrying around. I hope he saved his bank receipt to prove to mom that sunny boy isn't telling a tale.

Good thing mom didn't need $10,000. Then the bank would have to notify the Feds.

[gcruse]

Gee, what could he really have been going to buy with that cash?

Plus, he used to work for BofA.  Maybe he missed "Checking Accounts 101."
Gee.  You don't suppose he got laid off from the bank for "not getting it," do ya?