[Notwithstanding]

You forgot one:

Man shacks up with woman and has two kids with her - making a mockery of his claim to love his actual wife "til death do us part".

[Pikachu_Dad]

[/sarcasm] ease up on the man, he has been working on fixing that last little problem for over 5 years now [/sarcasm off.]

[sweetliberty]

"making a mockery of his claim to love his actual wife "til death do us part".

Aaaaawwwww.....cut the guy some slack. He's trying to make up for his mistake by taking care of that "death do us part" thing. < /sarcasm >