Memories and mementoes of my first war.
MONSTER MASH CLICK
By Bobby "Boris" Pickett
I was working in the lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the Mash
He did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the Mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the Mash
He did the Monster Mash
From my laboratory in the Castle East,
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,
To catch a jolt from my electrodes.
They did the Mash
They did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the Mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the Mash
They did the Monster Mash
The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.
The coffin bangers, were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five.
They played the Mash.
They played the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
And it was a graveyard smash
They played the Mash
It’s caught on in a flash
They played the Mash
They played the Monster Mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,
"What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the Mash
It’s now the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
It’s now a graveyard smash
It’s now the Mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the Mash
It’s now the Monster Mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band,
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.
For you the living, this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you!
Then you can Mash
Then you can Monster Mash
The Monster Mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can Mash
You’ll catch on with a flash
Then you can Mash
Then you can Monster Mash