One Angry Guy - funniest ebay auction I've ever seen (my title)

[Qwinn]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998

This guy is a little, uh, high strung. But he's funny as hell.

Qwinn

[Rightly Biased]

to self for home viewing

[Oldeconomybuyer]

A "friend-of-a-friend" of mine makes those...they REALLY work!

[netmilsmom]

I'm sorry. Our techs were all over the US and apparently could not tell Arabs from Indians! I just heard it on the phone. Soooo, they were Indian rip off artists and I wonder if the Patel on E-Bay is related ;-).

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Wow. I've got a lot of "worthless" stuff here. Mabe I should sell it on EBAY.

[mabelkitty]

Did you see the seller who was putting the Ten Commandments, the Shroud of Turin, King Arthur's sword, and other artifacts?

The feedback was HILARIOUS! Funniest read ever!

Wish I still had it bookmarked.

[Lurker]

I've got about 30 of those stupid Franklin Mint puppy plates from my ex.

Now I know how I'll get rid of them.

Thanks Qwinn.

L

[Muleteam1]

Sort of reminds me of the urban tale of the man who ran off with another women, then wrote back to his wife to tell her to sell his 1962 Corvette and send him the money. She sold the car for $25 and sent it to him.

Muleteam1

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

every owner of a hotel was named ____ Patel. All Arab

Never met an Arab named Patel, suspect they are all Indians.

[Boxsford]

This is too funny. I bet this guys' a freeper. He writes just like one. Scroll and read the ending disc.

[dixiechick2000]

I think it's great that he received the bucks for tools and brew!

What a hoot!

This is one of my all time favorites...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/903208/posts

You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet, its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired already, just enough to feel your music, but not to irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will give you as you pass and let them listen to your outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer: -No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter. And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask. My profile and feedback is immaculate. Thank you. EMAIL...KIRSCHE@CITADEL.EDU if you need to get in contact with me for any reason.

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On Apr-23-03 at 09:46:37 PDT, seller added the following information: I forgot to mention, this item is about a year old, it was only used however for a limited period (3 months) I took it out of my Bronco, because I didnt need all the power, and it cut down on space. It hasnt been activated since then (last August) its in a box and in a climate controlled enviornment since then. Thank you very much. If you have any questions please let me know. SEMPER FI, and God Bless America.

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On Apr-24-03 at 18:15:47 PDT, seller added the following information: NOTE: Due to the overwhelming yet highly appreciated amounts Emails I have been getting allow me to broadly address some questions I've been getting...I’m 21, Native New Yorker...Currently a Cadet training to become a US Military Officer, Influences: Mr Henry "THINK TANK" Rollins. Ludwig Von Beethoven, Voraciously reading every type of literary material I can get my hands on, and lifting massive amounts of weight to rid my self of weakness in a physical sense. Harsh, Direct, Unrelenting Truth, Republicanism, and Training to become an Officer for my country in the deepest sense of Patriotic fervor. My passion for all things great in this world is unrelenting; Life, Liberty, Family. The sacrifices our fore-fathers gave for the generations currently occupying this land enable us to continue on the path of Freedom, and our youth maintain that long line of Courage through selfless service to an idea of America which is as bright as the sun in the sky, in this darkened world. As far as the background story to this ad goes, it took me about as fast as I could type to write, and it was done with the greatest degree of fun, I cant believe the response I’m getting from all of this, thank you all very much, God Bless you All.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I would hope they work awesome, that's a pretty hefty investment.

I just may have to buy Mrs. Allegiance one for her birthday (Knowing full well she would never go near something like that)

[T Minus Four]

ping for opening link at home :-)

[socal_parrot]

Look what else he has sold...

Now that's scary. He did only get 25 cents for it though.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

This guy started making those blenders in his garage for friends about 5 years ago. He would tear apart a "Weed Wacker" and use the 2-stroke engine. Used them for weekends on the lake.

They are fun, they work very well, and are a real attention-getters!

[SeeRushToldU_So]

I heard Neil Boortz talk about this yesterday. Really great. Glad he got some bucs for tools and beer.......

I have been looking for this posting since I heard Boortz talk about it. We have a large collection of these things. I would love to collect half of what he got for all of them.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ebay boy.....lol

[suzyq5558]

this guy has some issues!!! HAHAHAHA

[TheBigB]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that's to funny. But it's stil not the best eBay auction of all time...that was the famous...

Ghost in a Jar

[MineralMan]

"When I worked in the telephony business, every owner of a hotel was named ____ Patel. All Arab rip off artists"

Really? Well Patel is an Indian name, and virtually all Patel's are Hindus. So, you seem to be wrong on all counts, don't you?

[metalboy]

They are up to $860...46 people who bid up the price to $860 for 26 little stuffed freggin` bean bags. I wonder if these are the same people who voted for Hitlery for Senate, and line up en masse when she is in their town for her Presidential campaign, I mean *ahem* "book tour". Gotta be.