[Cathryn Crawford]

She was a fun gal, but her "fetish," if you will, was being forced. Our relationship lasted many months, and that's always the way she liked it.

Well, there is a new brand of condoms on the market that comes with a consent form. Perhaps you should invest.

(I'm being serious. There really is.)

[Wright is right!]

"Well, there is a new brand of condoms on the market that comes with a consent form. Perhaps you should invest."

Nah, I'm married with vasectomy, so no need for either the condom nor the consent form. But I'll certainly take your word for it. Very little surprises me these days.

Always a pleasure to read your columns, Cathryn, keep up the good work!

Michael