But I don't understand; how did you find the time in your busy schedule to read so much verbage from me in the first place.
Or are you being physically forced to do so against your will by someone?
Of course, there's always the possibility you didn't read my verbage at all. But that would mean your response was mindless because how could you possibly pronounce verbage excessive without actually reading it?
No, it's gotta be that "forced to read it" thing.