[LPM1888]

It wasn't that hard to write. Just imagine sitting there in the soft glow of the monitor as it reflects off your desktop shrine of framed and glassed Ann Coulter magazine photos, while being comforted by the screams from the pit in the basement, all conveniently located next to your computer station.

I just looked up warped in the dictionary so I could see a picture of what you look like.

[Catspaw]

But he's a good warped, my kind of warped.