No blood for lumens!
Bush stole the bulb. Gore got more watts. Bush's greedy bulb grab shows that the bulb was 'selected, not defective!'
I support AUWWW (Artist United to Win without Wattage)
We had a huge bulb surplus that Bush squandered giving undeserved bulbs to the rich!
America deserved to have its bulb break for the shameful way we treat lower-quality bulbs in electricity-deprived countries!
I hate Bush because he doesn't support same-bulb fixtures. If it were up to him, he'd round up all homobulbists and put them in recycling camps!
Sad, really, that I can so easily come up with jokes at their expense. But funny nonetheless.
What would be the best gun to use for target practice at the bad ligt bulb from various distances.