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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain

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To: TheBigB
I'll match you belly for belly.


61 posted on 10/23/2003 10:40:11 AM PDT by Mark Felton (All liberty flows from the barrel of a gun)
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To: bootless
Another dozen to claim that the lightbulb was a buggy MS product.
62 posted on 10/23/2003 10:40:23 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Sir Gawain
And 16 cave-dwelling students of philosophy to doubt the reality of light bulbs, and affirm that darkness is preferable anyway.
63 posted on 10/23/2003 10:40:23 AM PDT by January24th
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To: Sir Gawain
Are these light bulbs manufactured in the U.S., or China?
64 posted on 10/23/2003 10:40:32 AM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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To: Poohbah
Of course you need one to ask the originator if he or she is logged in.


65 posted on 10/23/2003 10:41:06 AM PDT by rdb3 (We're all gonna go, but I hate to go fast. Then again, it won't be fun to stick around and go last.)
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To: Sir Gawain
1 DU troll saying George Bush is too stupid to change his own lightbulb.
66 posted on 10/23/2003 10:41:24 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Skooz
Yikes... you caught me!


67 posted on 10/23/2003 10:41:31 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: DoctorMichael; PatrickHenry
Oh no!! NOT THAT!! LOL

Good one, Hey Patrick, somebody just called the evo hotline!! ;)
68 posted on 10/23/2003 10:41:38 AM PDT by Ogmios (Since when is 66 senate votes for judicial confirmations constitutional?)
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To: brbethke
guns are for wimps...a bow and arrow would be the preferred weapon...
69 posted on 10/23/2003 10:42:09 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: Sir Gawain
I won't buy lightbulbs. General Lightbulb gave money to the Clintons.
70 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:24 AM PDT by Leisler (It is better to curse in the darkness than to light a single bulb.)
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To: Mark Felton
::bows::
71 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: AppyPappy
No need to change the light bulb. After Y2K, there won't be any electricity.

I wasn't too worried about Y2K, but I am getting pretty nervous about Y10K. You know its going to cause some real havoc in most Windows environments when we switch from four-digit to five-digit years. And I bet Gates is going to make us buy a new Windows program just for this...

72 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT by HenryLeeII
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To: Sir Gawain
Don't forget one to post a graphic link to a website about lightbulb jokes.

(Click on Image)

73 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: TheBigB
Would you mind if each of us judges that for himself?

Post it.

8^)
74 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT by newgeezer (A conservative who conserves -- a true capitalist!)
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To: Mark Felton
6 to post, "You forgot the Belly Girl light bulb ALERT"
75 posted on 10/23/2003 10:43:41 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
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To: Chancellor Palpatine
And another 10 to say that a Outlook Express worm caused it.
76 posted on 10/23/2003 10:44:11 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget)
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To: Sir Gawain
Thanks for clearing this up - as I have frequently ruminated over this question. Now, if I only knew why the FReeper crossed the road..........
77 posted on 10/23/2003 10:44:11 AM PDT by Lando Lincoln (God Bless the arsenal of liberty.)
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To: Poohbah; mhking
and the 1 and only mhking to read the assorted tomfoolery and silliness and post, "Just Damn."

Just Damn ping!

78 posted on 10/23/2003 10:44:58 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget)
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To: Lil'freeper
low-fat cheese

Since the porchlight burned out there are moose in the yard although I can't see them.

79 posted on 10/23/2003 10:45:01 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
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To: newgeezer
I meant her best outfit is when she isn't wearing one...um, see, she'd be naked and all and...

Never mind.

80 posted on 10/23/2003 10:45:31 AM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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