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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: TheBigB
I'll match you belly for belly.
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:40:11 AM PDT
by
Mark Felton
(All liberty flows from the barrel of a gun)
To: bootless
Another dozen to claim that the lightbulb was a buggy MS product.
To: Sir Gawain
And 16 cave-dwelling students of philosophy to doubt the reality of light bulbs, and affirm that darkness is preferable anyway.
To: Sir Gawain
Are these light bulbs manufactured in the U.S., or China?
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:40:32 AM PDT
by
Sloth
("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
To: Poohbah
Of course you need one to ask the originator if he or she is logged in.
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:41:06 AM PDT
by
rdb3
(We're all gonna go, but I hate to go fast. Then again, it won't be fun to stick around and go last.)
To: Sir Gawain
1 DU troll saying George Bush is too stupid to change his own lightbulb.
To: Skooz
Yikes... you caught me!
To: DoctorMichael; PatrickHenry
Oh no!! NOT THAT!! LOL
Good one, Hey Patrick, somebody just called the evo hotline!! ;)
68
posted on
10/23/2003 10:41:38 AM PDT
by
Ogmios
(Since when is 66 senate votes for judicial confirmations constitutional?)
To: brbethke
guns are for wimps...a bow and arrow would be the preferred weapon...
To: Sir Gawain
I won't buy lightbulbs. General Lightbulb gave money to the Clintons.
70
posted on
10/23/2003 10:43:24 AM PDT
by
Leisler
(It is better to curse in the darkness than to light a single bulb.)
To: Mark Felton
::bows::
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
To: AppyPappy
No need to change the light bulb. After Y2K, there won't be any electricity.I wasn't too worried about Y2K, but I am getting pretty nervous about Y10K. You know its going to cause some real havoc in most Windows environments when we switch from four-digit to five-digit years. And I bet Gates is going to make us buy a new Windows program just for this...
To: Sir Gawain
Don't forget one to post a graphic link to a website about lightbulb jokes.
(Click on Image) 
73
posted on
10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT
by
Maceman
To: TheBigB
Would you mind if each of us judges that for himself?
Post it.
8^)
74
posted on
10/23/2003 10:43:33 AM PDT
by
newgeezer
(A conservative who conserves -- a true capitalist!)
To: Mark Felton
6 to post, "You forgot the Belly Girl light bulb ALERT"
75
posted on
10/23/2003 10:43:41 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
And another 10 to say that a Outlook Express worm caused it.
76
posted on
10/23/2003 10:44:11 AM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget)
To: Sir Gawain
Thanks for clearing this up - as I have frequently ruminated over this question. Now, if I only knew why the FReeper crossed the road..........
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:44:11 AM PDT
by
Lando Lincoln
(God Bless the arsenal of liberty.)
To: Poohbah; mhking
and the 1 and only mhking to read the assorted tomfoolery and silliness and post, "Just Damn." Just Damn ping!
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:44:58 AM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget)
To: Lil'freeper
low-fat cheese Since the porchlight burned out there are moose in the yard although I can't see them.
79
posted on
10/23/2003 10:45:01 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
To: newgeezer
I meant her best outfit is when she isn't wearing one...um, see, she'd be naked and all and...
Never mind.
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posted on
10/23/2003 10:45:31 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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