Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
Hey, about the 1 or 2 that post jokes to lighten up the serious complexity of the subject matter. :)
I would have picked a higher number than 156.
I'll be the judge of that!
Before my time, so I'm enjoying this one!
Whoops! I just noticed this was an OLD thread that I had not seen before.Hope nobody minds me pingin' it .....
:^D
Q: How does the Administration plan to deal with the broken lightbulb?
A: Helen, the American people understand that the lightbulb situation has arisen due to the policies of the previous administration, and they appreciate that there has been an effort to deal with it. The President hopes that the Democrats will abandon their obstructionist tactics against tax relief, national security, and judges who will enforce the law. In this time of darkness, we need to come together and support the policies that President Bush was elected to enact.
Q: But how would any of those policies address the problem of the broken lightbulb?
A: I think I’ve already answered that question. Yes, Howard.
Q: Ari, does President Bush believe that the previous administration’s non-eternal lightbulb policies represent a threat to national security? (etc.)
I think this is a vanity and shouldn't be posted in breaking news. :-}
Q: Ari, what are the Administration’s plans for dealing with the broken lightbulb?
A: Define “lightbulb”.
Q: How many Al Sharptons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why? Because I’m black!?
Q: How many Green party voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Dude, we shouldn't have to change lightbulbs. GE has this secret lab in Costa Rica, and they made a lightbulb out of hemp that totally lasts forever.
Q: How many Ann Coulters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She doesn't need to. Sweet, sweet Ann can light up a room with her smile.
You should have seen the original thread posted back in early 2000 (around march or april of 2000).
It was a real hoot. More than 1000 replies.
1 troll to claim the light was never out.
1 troll to claim the replacement lightbulb came from a haliburton subsidary.
1 troll to claim we were better off in the dark.
1 more troll to claim the light was never out.
1 troll to blame the Jews.
1 more troll claiming the light was never out. (all in caps)
1 freeper questioning whether the light really was out.
1 moderator throwing lightbulbs at his computer screen.
1 more troll claimimg in a patient condescending tone that we might want to consider the possibility that the light was never out.
1 more troll claiming, and I quote, "Snickelburt hasto be lightbulbs or we'll all die"
1 last troll posting a thread asking if FRee Republic is so free why were all his threads on the lightbulb never being out pulled.
How many FReepers does it take to stune a beeber?
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
hehe!1 to get inspired by the thread and starts a Humor Thread Ping list! :^D
LOL!!
That has jj_fate's eternal question all over it..
*chuckle*
Q. How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Lightbulbs are "Old Media". Today we can download photons directly from the Internet!
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