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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain

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To: Sir Gawain
How would I know, I'm from Gray-"light's-out" California.
41 posted on 10/23/2003 10:36:44 AM PDT by onyx
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To: Lil'freeper
I know! I just read your post!
42 posted on 10/23/2003 10:36:49 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Sir Gawain
30 to 40 Freepers who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.
43 posted on 10/23/2003 10:37:03 AM PDT by DoctorMichael (Thats my story, and I'm sticking to it.)
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To: Sir Gawain
12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution...
44 posted on 10/23/2003 10:37:03 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: BostonianRightist
16 to blame Clinton for the light bulb going out.
45 posted on 10/23/2003 10:37:20 AM PDT by Mark Felton (All liberty flows from the barrel of a gun)
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To: Skooz
12 to haughtily proclaim that it wouldn't have burned out if it was a Mac.
46 posted on 10/23/2003 10:37:48 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget)
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To: Howlin
I guess I'm a sucker for light bulb threads. *sigh*
47 posted on 10/23/2003 10:37:48 AM PDT by Lil'freeper
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To: danneskjold
So what kind of gun does Ted Nugent say is best for shooting light bulbs?
48 posted on 10/23/2003 10:38:04 AM PDT by brbethke
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To: Sir Gawain
12 to post how all light bulbs are now manufactured in China and tell us we are headed into another Great Depression, and BTW 'buy gold'!
49 posted on 10/23/2003 10:38:07 AM PDT by Always Right
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50 posted on 10/23/2003 10:38:14 AM PDT by TexKat
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To: Sir Gawain
3 for no other reason that to see their pretty signature icons...


51 posted on 10/23/2003 10:38:39 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Sir Gawain
One to ping several other people to the light bulb problem, only to be chastised by someone who says not to drag him into light bulb issues.

Several to bump the light bulb, eventually breaking it.

Several hundred to condemn light bulbs as only for weak-eyed people, and roughly the same amount condemning the War on Light.

Several hundred believing that light bulbs evolved naturally from an inventive society, and roughly the same amount ridiculing them for being 'inventionists'.

A few people who feel the need to condemn the bulb as not being pure enough of light. They call most others BINOs, Bulbists-in-name-only.

52 posted on 10/23/2003 10:38:39 AM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell (Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
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To: TexKat
danke schön...
53 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:03 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: Lil'freeper
I suppose you just remember how much fun that one was. I always loved the FISH ones!
54 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:06 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: redlipstick; onyx; Tamsey; PhiKapMom; Poohbah; dighton
25 to claim that had Tom McClintock been elected Governor of California, the light bulb wouldn't need changing because he is the source of the greatest amount of all light.
55 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:11 AM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: Sir Gawain; Chancellor Palpatine
You forgot:

1 Sidebar Moderator to delete it from Breaking News

15 people to whine about the mods moving this stuff from breaking news

4 people to post about how a fringe on the light bulb means that the illuminated area is under martial law

and the 1 and only mhking to read the assorted tomfoolery and silliness and post, "Just Damn."
56 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:23 AM PDT by Poohbah ("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
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To: Howlin
Alas, the good old days.
57 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:40 AM PDT by Lil'freeper
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To: Sir Gawain
What light bulb ?
58 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:41 AM PDT by PoorMuttly (Muttly Axiom #1..."What cannot be eaten, must be sprayed.")
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To: new cruelty
I thought you stopped using the gay spiderman as your signature icon.
59 posted on 10/23/2003 10:39:49 AM PDT by Skooz (All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs: 7-0 baby)
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To: Sir Gawain
30 to bump the thread for later reading....which none of them ever do.
60 posted on 10/23/2003 10:40:07 AM PDT by Always Right
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