You kicked if off with this statement:
Go ahead, ask me any question about Catholic theology: I dare you.
Dude, your bike's going to need some repairs to fix that case of backpedaling.
I was confident I could answer an honest and reasonable question designed to determine whether I was Catholic and not a Moslem
In an era of Google and cut-and-paste, my question is the one that isn't easily answered with Google and cut-and-paste.
But I still await the answer to your question, if indeed there is an answer. And I trust you'll have something authoritative like an ex cathedra papal proncouncement or a statement adopted by a general council of the Church stating that topic X may never even be discussed by any Catholic theologian.