Not only am I Roman Catholic, I have Polish ancestry, and the Poles drove the Turks from Vienna in 1683, saving Europe from Moslem dominantion. I have visited the shrine of the Black Madonna at Czestochowa, and seen the booty King Jan Sobieski brought back from the victory in Vienna, including, if I remember correctly, the Grand Vizier's tent.
Go ahead, ask me any question about Catholic theology: I dare you.
Name the one area of theology that is completely off-limits for discussion by theologians.