Today, rogue military WMD sleuths took photographs of what they claim are weaponry banned for Iraqi purchase by U.N. sanctions. It is alleged that the weaponry was manufactured in France in 2001. The French Ambassador to the U.N. has previously assured ABC that no such banned weapon sales have occurred. It appears that Mister Bush's sleuths have once again tripped the alert over inconclusive findings.
President Clinton, when contacted concerning this latest failure of the Bush administration, seemed to hint that Mister Bush will eventually produce WMDs for inspection but that such evidence should be viewed in the light of how pressing is his responsibility to produce the evidence of why he took this nation to war in Iraq.
Senator Tom Daschle could not be reached for comment, but House leader, Nancy Pelosi, when asked about these latest controversial photos, promised that the Democratic Party would hold the administration to the highest standards of proof. Senator Kennedy refused to acknowledge the questionable photographs could be vital evidence since the French government has repudiated the possibility that they have traded weapons to Iraq in the recent past.