If I knew then what I know now I would have gotten him some orange juice.
My wife saw Ralph Nader jogging in our neighborhood
That reminds me of an old Sesame Street episode I was watching with my son, who was 2 at the time.
It was that “These are the people in your neighborhood” song, and I kid you not – the three people in the neighborhood that day were Walter Kronkite, Martina Navratalova, and Ralph Nader.
I said to my son, “If those were the people in my neighborhood, I’d move.” He just answered “mmmmph.”