[Aracelis]

I guess it might be a problem for me...IF I owned one of those thingies.

[PatrickHenry]

Well, with this penile purloining plague so rampant, I'll have to hire a bodyguard (as it were) whose job will be to shake hands with people before I do. After the handshake, if he nods that everything seems okay, then I'll extend my hand. But not before.

[PatrickHenry]

Actually, there may be some truth to this. I once dated a girl and the next morning my wallet was gone.