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Scott's makeup? Let me pack my putty knife...

Let's see... I don't know anyone out there... what we'll do, we'll just walk in wearing suits and briefcases. You'd be surprised what that'll get you in a courthouse--you don't even have to go through the metal detector.

You walk in with your suit and briefcase, and act like you've got some business with the court. You walk right through that little gate, look around, and then plunk down in the jury box (if there is one) next to the local lawyers who will also be sitting there. I mean, there'll be no jury that day, so the jury seats will be taken by lawyers waiting for their own cases to be heard. We can strike up a conversation with them, that'll get us all sorts of inside info!

Runningbear is in law enforcement, right? We'll bribe one of the bailiffs to lend her their uniform. Then she'll have access to every part of the courtroom, including the chambers! And she'll be able to tell the people in the courtroom to hush! "Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, please go out in the hall if you must talk!"

So, okay, we all need at least 5 different rather lightweight suits (CA, ya know), and a really nice briefcase. We don't need briefcases to match our suits, do we? Hey, this is a plan, girls!