Peterson's Mistress Seeks To Stop Sale Of Nude Photos

NBC4.com ^ | Oct 21, 2003

[Devil_Anse]

LOL!!! The most my dog gets to roll in is dead insect carcasses! Although the other day in the park he suddenly fell to the ground on top of something--I didn't dare to look to see what had died.

What's funny is the way he sniffs something dead, then all of a sudden he literally falls to the ground on top of it, like a 60's protester going into "passive resistance"! Why do dogs want to smell like dead things??

[Devil_Anse]

"unless... she was sporting a strap on"

ROFL!!! OP!!! This is conjuring up images which may make me lose my lunch--and I haven't even had lunch yet!!

[Velveeta]

Do you think Jackie is checking if she can put SP up for adoption at this late date?


(Ouch, sorry I know that was mean, but....what the heck. Coffee grinder broke this morning and I'm NOT happy drinking this instant swill)

[Devil_Anse]

LOL!! "Ladies and gentlemen, these biased police just didn't like my client because he had a bad dye job! They have a history of pulling over Tinted Americans without probable cause!"

[oceanperch]

I believe she went back to hospice after having her g tube put back in.

It is major surg to have on placed so the fact that she has been released back to her placement facility is a good thing.

I cannot bear to go to the Terri threads as it is to close to home and we are pro life.

[Scenic Sounds]

Why do dogs want to smell like dead things??

I know what you mean - they have super-snouts! I think that they just learn so much more than we could with our inferior sense of smell.

I have heard a theory about why they like to roll around on/near a dead carcass. I've heard that they do that so that they can communicate exactly what they found to other members of the pack.

Who knows, really? All I know is that dogs are pretty good at being dogs, so I wish I could just ask them this kind of stuff sometimes. ;-)

[Velveeta]

A likely theory. That's another thing! Who the heck calls those things market umbrellas? Patio umbrellas, yes....but market umbrellas?

[Devil_Anse]

Oh, no, now this thread is getting like yesterday's!! ROFL!!

I have this image of this really big basket on someone's doorstep, with a little note attached to it, "Take good care of him..."

[Velveeta]

It's great having your expertise here to deal with these puzzling issues, thanks!

[Devil_Anse]

Interesting. So it must not be too hard to train them to look for dead bodies. The dog probably already wants to find the dead body anyway, so he can roll in it.

[Note to self: specify in will that no dogs allowed at funeral.]

[Velveeta]

What a hoot! Your tag line is priceless.

[Velveeta]

This thread is going to the dogs?! Ruff, I know.

[Scenic Sounds]

[Note to self: specify in will that no dogs allowed at funeral.]

LMAO!

Dogs have such a powerful sense of smell. Sometimes I wish that I could experience the sensory input that they receive for just a little while.

But just for a little while. ;-)

[Devil_Anse]

I think they're called market umbrellas to specify that they're freestanding, unlike the umbrellas that sit in the middle of a table?

[Protagoras]

Seems a live dog would do a better job. :)

In this case, same result. But the dead dog requires less expense to maintain.

[oceanperch]

I can see it now 5 Gloria Alred look alikes sitting in the jury box.

[maggief]

Rut roh ... a little delay in MG's other murder trial ... though testimony to resume today.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/glendale/news/la-gnp-testimony23oct23,1,6422869.story

[Devil_Anse]

Oh, wow, that reminds me! Does everyone have a nice brooch to wear? (Gloria's brooches are a little on the large side...)

[Devil_Anse]

NOOOOO!!!

Hey, they'll just have to go on the weekend if necessary! They used to have court on the weekends in New Orleans if necessary, why can't these guys do that??

[oceanperch]

LOL I just had a cartoon image of a baby Scaughty with an adult size head sucking on his binky while stuffed in that basket.