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To: seamole
Rudyard Kipling had it exactly right. Odds are with the cheaper man. As long as the brainwashed, cheap al Quaeda masses can take out our soldiers by twos and threes, we are going to eventually lose. In the meanwhile we are doing all we can do, but we must invent a way to fight terror on the cheap. God bless Rummy.

Arithmetic on the Frontier

Rudyard Kipling


A GREAT and glorious thing it is
     To learn, for seven years or so,
The Lord knows what of that and this,
     Ere reckoned fit to face the foe—
The flying bullet down the Pass,
That whistles clear: “All flesh is grass.”

Three hundred pounds per annum spent
     On making brain and body meeter
For all the murderous intent
     Comprised in “villanous saltpetre!”
And after—ask the Yusufzaies
What comes of all our ’ologies.

A scrimmage in a Border Station—
     A canter down some dark defile—
Two thousand pounds of education
     Drops to a ten-rupee jezail
The Crammer’s boast, the Squadron’s pride,
Shot like a rabbit in a ride!

No proposition Euclid wrote,
     No formulae the text-books know,
Will turn the bullet from your coat,
     Or ward the tulwar’s downward blow
Strike hard who cares—shoot straight who can—
The odds are on the cheaper man.

One sword-knot stolen from the camp
     Will pay for all the school expenses
Of any Kurrum Valley scamp
     Who knows no word of moods and tenses,
But, being blessed with perfect sight,
Picks off our messmates left and right.

With home-bred hordes the hillsides teem,
     The troop-ships bring us one by one,
At vast expense of time and steam,
     To slay Afridis where they run.
The “captives of our bow and spear”
Are cheap—alas! as we are dear.


51 posted on 10/22/2003 2:23:58 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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