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Looks like he already lost his muff over it. How many World Series ago was that again, Laz?

Hmm. I think we should take up a collection to get NautiNurse a new muff since she's been demuffed. It does get pretty chilly even in S. Florida during the winter. I could possibly afford a nice raccoon muff for her, but if someone could step up and afford chinchilla, that would be a right nice present. 'Twill keep her nether regions from getting frostbite like so many unprotected oranges in the groves down South. If someone finds her muff, please call 1-800-LOST-MUF. Thank you. (Which celebrity endorser should we get for this...Winona Ryder? She may be who's demuffing everyone. I don't know if that's a good idea.)

I guess this is why Laz and NautiNurse shouldn't watch baseball or read all the threads here. I wonder where all the demuffed muffs go? Do they get eaten up by the dryer like our socks? Is there a home for wayward muffs beyond the dryer vent? I may want to put a lockbox on mine. How about a Muff Club to keep it from being stolen or otherwise shifted into demuffed status.