[windchime]

"The existence of that girlfriend and her illicit offspring may have saved Terri's life tonight."

They certainly are demonstrable proof of his lack of devotion to Terri, aren't they?

[Theodore R.]

Well, who should play Schiavo in the film? And should play the meddlesome mother-in-law to-be? What a film that would be.

Maybe we are just dreaming all of this, and it isn't happening after all.