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To: South40
I have found that a large methane bubble under my bedsheets can frighten the wife and dog away, leaving me more room to sleep in.


5 posted on 10/21/2003 4:33:14 PM PDT by Gringo1 (Some days you are the pidgeon....and other days the statue.)
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To: Gringo1
OK lets see.. New Zealand is trying to tax Animal Farts, how long before the envirowackos claim that Global Warming and the Ozone Hole are caused by Ocean farts.
6 posted on 10/21/2003 4:36:00 PM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: Gringo1
I have found that a large methane bubble under my bedsheets can frighten the wife and dog away

Wait til your dog pays you back. Haha!
7 posted on 10/21/2003 4:37:27 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (My tagline flunked PC in school. We're going to Disneyland!)
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To: Gringo1
Good thing bathtubs are shallow!!!
12 posted on 10/21/2003 5:03:52 PM PDT by duk
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