[Eastbound]

"Great idea! Let's get the urban vote up to 120% 'rat!"

I think there was a county in Florida that did that even with the chads. Chicago must have had some votes left over and shipped them down at the last minute. Hey, what are friends for?

[Travis McGee]

That was a great touch, the DNC sending Daley's little bro down to teach the FL 'rats how to punch out the Gore hole on stacks of ballots.