[Leisler]

That's an old picture. I have more pounds and less teeth. Dog is old and grey and spends weeks at a time surgically attached to the wood stove. Mostly he just eats and farts, making the flames flare. One night I was asleep on the couch when flames hit the ceiling, lighting up last winters Christmas hangings. Burnt the hair right of old Dog's beehind, him running around crying. I've never given him a can of baked beans since.

[Steely Glint]

You can get more significant results feeding your dog black beans.

My Dalmatian + a can of black beans = major gas attack