[ItsTheMediaStupid]

Heck when I was flying small planes I have hit my head on the roof in rough turbulance. I bet this helicoptor pilot did the same. Hit his head hard enough that the weather ballon was just streaking across the sky, then passed out, dreamed about the 3 Stooges rocket, when he came too, wow he gained a lot of altitude!

[Quix]

Cute.

Alas, your analysis is more farfetched than the real facts--which, I suspect, you know and intended.