[Quix]

Thanks Steve.

Poohbah--I suppose this still doesn't faze your convictions on such matters?

So--the military men were BOTH idiots?

BOTH Drugged-out? Drunk?

Perhaps the swamp gas was particularly complex in it's formation that night?

Perhaps all the diversity of witnesses were members of an extended family from another dimension who'd somehow become SLIDERS into this one as disconnected individuals unknown to each other but who somehow managed to carry out a premeditated conspiracy/hoax just for the fun of it?

I give up.

Please enlighten us on how this report could not possibly have been as it appears to be--factual.

[Jim Cane]

Perhaps the swamp gas was particularly complex in it's formation that night?

Even the late Dr. Hynek regretted having ever floated the "swamp gas" explanation.

[Poohbah]

Please enlighten us on how this report could not possibly have been as it appears to be--factual.

You don't "set" the controls on a helicopter into a 20-degree dive.

This thing looks like a sea story that hornswoggled an ignorant member of the press...