YOU ARE ON DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
Posted on 10/20/2003 4:08:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
Listen, children, to a story of a man out of control
We don't know when it had happened...somewhere he would forfeit his soul
He's not ex-communicated...why did his church give him room
After all, he had no problem...killing babies in the womb
Chappaquidick lifeguard Teddy...he is always in a rage
He's a man who keeps on getting...more ridiculous with age
He got a message from Dean Wormer...read by his ex-wife
Being drunken, fat, and stupid...is no way to go through your life
Hannity convinced the lifeguard to say just a word or two
It was more than he could handle...he blew up before it was through
What a scumbag, what an ego...he looked for a chance to flee
Hannity, I will not take it...don't be interrupting me
Chappaquidick lifeguard Teddy...he is always in a rage
He's a man who keeps on getting...more ridiculous with age
He got a message from Dean Wormer...read by his ex-wife
Being drunken, fat, and stupid...is no way to go through your life
He has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun
And the way he's still consuming makes us wonder if he is done
If he comes to pay a visit, he will empty out your fridge
If he sets out on a beer run -- don't go with him on a bridge
Chappaquidick lifeguard Teddy...he is always in a rage
He's a man who keeps on getting...more ridiculous with age
He got a message from Dean Wormer...read by his ex-wife
Being drunken, fat, and stupid...is no way to go through your life
YOU ARE ON DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
AAAAAHHHHH YEEEESSSS
all hail Teddy, the old "offshore driller" himself!
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