[SubSailor]

Bend me, shape me, any way you want me, long as you love me, it's alright
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me, you got the power to turn on the lights

[kaylar]

Another horror from 1970s AM radio-(country)>

Ah'm not Leeeeee-suh,
Muh name is Jew-Lee
Leesuh left yew
Years uh-go.

[Snardius]

Come and listen to the story
'Bout a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family fed.

Then one day he's out looking for some food.
And up from the ground comes a bubblin' crude.