No Cure for Songs Stuck in Your Head

Strange News - AP | Mon Oct 20, 9:48 AM ET | By RACHEL KIPP, Associated Press Writer

[BSunday]

I'm counting 3 Veggietales songs so far...

[sweetliberty]

"It's a small world after all..."

That song is just eeevil! I was at Disneyland one time ON THAT RIDE when it broke down and we were stuck inside with all those infernal little puppets singing....must have been over 45 minutes before we were sprung. By this time I'm thinking: "TARGET PRACTICE!"

[Twinkie]

Yes. I have experienced Feliz Navidad myself. It takes
effort to get rid of it. One girl I know had the Frosty
Morn theme song stuck in her head. Sing it over and over
again to me - - - Frosty Morn! These little pigs sang it
while they danced. In chipmunk like voices.

[Jonah Hex]

"All the cops at the doughnut shop..."

Oh no, it's got me. ARRRGHHHhhhhhh!! (downdoppling scream)

[dfwgator]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. (Did anyone seriously think George Michael wasn't gay after seeing that video?)

[SubSailor]

I fought the law and the....law won
I fought the law and the....law won
I fought the law and the....law won (ad infinitum)

[Dante3]

When I was yuong it was the song "Kum Ba Yah"

[Sloth]

"Now the whole damn bus is cheerin'/
and I can't believe what I see! /
A hundred yellow ribbons /
'round the old oak tree!"

[Rebelbase]

Easier cure:

Using your right hand draw and imaginary clockwise circle, while at the same time take your right foot and draw and imagniary counter clockwise circle.

You'll get a headache and forget the song.

[Snardius]

Come and listen to the story
'Bout a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer
Barely kept his family fed.

Then one day he's out looking for some food.
And up from the ground comes a bubblin' crude.

[sweetliberty]

"I know theres no cure for the songs in my head, but what about those voices?"

.

[Hatteras]

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed...

[drjimmy]

"99 red balloons go by...."

[dfwgator]

"OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!"

[CyberCowboy777]

My wife takes issue when I start singing lines of that out loud! lol!


Is she perverted like me......

[Conan the Librarian]

Punch Brother's Punch with care.....Punch in the presence of the Pass-in-ger. (Mark Twain fans will know about this one)

[SubSailor]

I shot the Sheriff.........

but I did not shoot the deputy

[Graybeard58]

"You know, I don't think that there's a minute in any of my waking days in which there isn't some song playing in my head".

Maybe it's just me. ;-)



...It's not just you. It was happening to me too. I discovered the cure was to take off my tin foil hat. The damn thing was acting as an F.M. receiver. Now I only wear it on special occasions.

[CyberCowboy777]

Everybody’s high on consolation
Everybody’s trying to tell me what’s right for me
My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
But it’s plain to see that they can’t comfort me

Sorry charlie for the imposition
I think I’ve got it, got the strength to carry on
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it’s up to me, ooh what will be

Chorus:
She’s gone oh i, oh i’d
Better learn how to face it
She’s gone oh i, oh i’d
Pay the devil to replace her
She’s gone - what went wrong

Up in the morning look in the mirror
I’m worn as her tooth brush hanging in the stand
My face ain’t looking any younger
Now I can see love’s taken her toll on me

She’s gone

Think I’ll spend eternity in the city
Let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
And pretty bodies help dissolve the memories
But they can never be what she was to me

She’s gone

[sweetliberty]

"The horror lives on..."

See my post #162.