[F16Fighter]

Somebody has to help Soriano. Maybe it's only a matter of glasses.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Somebody has to help Soriano. Maybe it's only a matter of glasses.

We need a Skinner box for batters like Sori. When he lays off a bad pitch, play a tape of the crowd cheering. When he flails away at a bad pitch, a shock with a cattle prod. When he takes a fat pitch down the middle AFTER two straight flails, have Don Mattingly bitch-slap him for a full minute.