Not such a funny girl (Mean/funny UK anti Babs hit piece!)

Scotland on Sunday ^ | 10/19/2003 | "Siobhan"

[kaylar]

I think the worst BS film of all was For Pete's Sake. The one thing about that film that stands out in my mind was a BS line : She tells her hostile sister in law that she should get electrolysis, so people won't think her husband is "shacking up with a fat grizzly bear". Such hilarity.

[Allegra]

If I don't read another article today, my day is complete after reading this one.

What a scream! Thanks for the good laugh.

"Barbra Strident..." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[tet68]

"I love ancient myths," she has explained. "I am one after all."

I love me, you love me............

Great send up!

[Clintons Are White Trash]

This is the best thing exported from the UK since the Beatles...what a great way to start my Sunday!

[janis]

I.B. Singer, the author of 'Yentle' loathed what she had done with his story and wrote about it. Don't know but think his piece was in the New York Times.

[bfree]

What a great article!! I sent this to all my BS fan friends!!

[Natural Law]

The best thing about this is that it is NOT a politically inspired hit piece. It is squarely about her and it (she) aint pretty.

[Brett66]

[FreedomPoster]

Wow! This writer appears to have been taking lessons from Mark Steyn. Thanks for posting.

[FreedomPoster]

LOL! Where's Robert Smith when you need him?

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/ChainOfFlowers/spark.htm

[HighWheeler]

The fact that BraBra has to continually remind us she is beautiful and intelligent tells volumes.

The fact that Laura Ingraham never mentions that she is beautiful or intelligent also tells volumes.

[Servant of the 9]

Bookmarking this for those days when I need a taste of cruelty to put a smile on my face.

So9

[Publius6961]

THE most horrifying sentences in the English language (in ascending order of terror) run as follows. Your bank card has been withheld. This figure is only an estimate. I have written a novel, would you give it a look? The boss wants to see you. This is going to hurt a bit, I’m afraid. Come and see Barbra Streisand sing a song to her dead dog on television.

Hey!
He forgot the most dreaded words of all...

"We gotta talk."

[Lancey Howard]

Great find!

Booked and bumped.

[Publius6961]

Now she is solemn and self-regarding to the point that Barry Humphries credits some of her more pretentious pronouncements (she told an interviewer her favourite painting was Munch’s The Scream) for some of Dame Edna’s blithe affectations.

This is a common affliction among high school dropouts who have a one note life and well justified insecurity.

Like rap stars, and the other barely literate, she assumed that money was the be-all end-all of life, and is lashing back at the faustian bargain that can't seem to deliver the things she needs most and will never have: good looks and respect.

[Publius6961]

This is too good not to
BUMP!

[BlessedBeGod]

I'm confused. I thought she retired.

[kaylar]

I thought about highlighting Bab's remarks re : The Beatles, and how she's more important than them because she is paid more than they were, but that would've been like swatting flies with a bowling ball. This woman is delusional!

[kaylar]

I have a collection Of Singer's short stories. I cannot recommend his work highly enough. I actually thought about seeing Yentl because I liked the short story so much.

[kaylar]

That caricature is too flattering. /meow