[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Witnesses say that Eric Actonski, last night’s first base umpire, avoided eye contact with Palmeiro throughout the game. “I think my on-field erection made some people uncomfortable,” Palmeiro said.

His new nickname (obviously): "Rod"

[JennysCool]

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