"Ha!" I scoffed, "I am the right wing milita."
LOL! Want to have some fun? Bring along a copy of the Shotgun News to your next family gathering and leave it unattended (kinda like "bait"). One of them will approach it cautiously, then take a tentative peek inside. Wait'll they see the ads for ladies underthings in RealTree camoflage, or perhaps the SARCO ad which prominently features WWII militaria collectibles - including the Waffen SS artifacts. Yea, verily, there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. ;-D