[Catspaw]

Luis, I really hate the Yankees, but I really don't know if I can cheer for a team named after a fish.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

[Luis Gonzalez]

"Luis, I really hate the Yankees, but I really don't know if I can cheer for a team named after a fish."

OK, I think I know what you can do.

Just imagine that you're cheering for this guy.