Good one!
This is a letter to the editor I wrote. It was never printed:
The "politically-correct" media, including the American Statesman, insults the intelligence of readers by calling illegal immigrant aliens "undocumented immigrants". It's not as if the dog ate their paperwork, they are here in the USA in violation of immigration laws. Failure to distinguish properly between law-breakers and legal immigrants and citizens unjustly tarnishes those (especially legal immigrants) who follow the rules of law.
There is now a new law in California that grants driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, so indeed illegal immigrants now have "documentation". Are these now to be "undocumented immigrant with driver's documentation"? What a spectacle! This law granting driver's licenses to illegal immigrants undermines our homeland security in ways the 9/11 hijackers would have appreciated (not to mention illegal alien and DC sniper co-conspirator Lee Malvo). It also is an open invitation to fraudulent voting. The 9/11 terrorist attack and the DC sniper shootings showed clearly that lax immigration law enforcement endangers our security. Using phony "undocumented" terminology is just a way to hide these risks through semantics, rather than explain them.