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"I've found that I have a lot in common with chimps," Anderson wrote, noting that, among other qualities, the primates are vegetarians and "spend much of their day grooming."

She tortures and kills plants??? Does she have any idea how these plants are handled????

Also chimps are not vegetarians.

[Fledermaus]

Yeah, I can't wait until the vegans figure out plants are intelligent.

I guess they'll have to live off dirt next. But then the worms would be disturbed.

So I guess they'll have to shift to finding a way to live off air. Oh, but then they'll feel sorry for all those protons and electrons and neutrons.

Can't drink water. Purifying water kills so much bacteria life.

Oh well, I guess they'll all just have to stop existing. No loss.