[Catspaw]

"If people knew how KFC treats chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick," she says in the letter dated Wednesday.

Yes, Pam, you're right. I always take advice about my KFC from vacuous fading Hollywood starlets.

BTW, I like all white meat, original recipe, fries instead of mashed potatoes and cole slaw.

[oyez]

"If people knew how KFC treats chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick," she says in the letter dated Wednesday.

She probably remembers the "Original" Original recipe of the early days of KFC. We were all chicken junkies back then. Even the mashed potatoes were real.

[rhema]

Yes, Pam, you're right. I always take advice about my KFC from vacuous fading Hollywood starlets.

BTW, I like all white meat, original recipe, fries instead of mashed potatoes and cole slaw.

How serendipitous. Just took my daughter out for a meal of KFC chicken strips, mashed potatoes, and slaw.

Here's lookin' at you, PETA spokeschick.