Pam Anderson Clucks at KFC ~PETA ALERT!

E! Online ^ | 10/16/03 | Joal Ryan

[alnitak]

Small point - chimps are not vegetarians. They hunt in packs and love to eat meat - including other monkeys, even other chimps.

[swarthyguy]

I love vegetarians who walk around with more silicon INSIDE them than your average mainframe.

[ErnBatavia]

I think she prefers her meat tattooed...

[lowbridge]

And the gravy didn't taste like library paste.

No, library paste still tastes different.

[smiley]

Wow...beauty is in the eyes of the beholder I guess....personally, she looks ....well....a bit on the trashy side....she is no Grace Kelly...that's for sure...

[rhema]

Yes, Pam, you're right. I always take advice about my KFC from vacuous fading Hollywood starlets.

BTW, I like all white meat, original recipe, fries instead of mashed potatoes and cole slaw.

How serendipitous. Just took my daughter out for a meal of KFC chicken strips, mashed potatoes, and slaw.

Here's lookin' at you, PETA spokeschick.

[carlo3b]

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Swimmingly Delicious Ridley Turtle Fin Fritters

• 1 lb ridley fin per person
• 4 cloves garlic
• 1 T. fresh ground pepper
• 1 cup flour
• 3 chopped green onions
• 1 t. baking powder
• hot peppers to taste
• 2 eggs
• 1/4 cup fresh coconut milk
• 1 chopped green pepper
• 3 sprigs cilantro
• 1 sliced red onion
• cooking oil
• lemon or lime juice to taste


In a deep fryer, preheat oil to 400 degrees.
1) Soak fin overnight in lime or lemon juice to soften.  Chop coarsely.
2) Mix with flour, baking powder, eggs, chopped green pepper, red onion, garlic, fresh ground peppercorns, cilantro, green onions, hot peppers (as desired), coconut milk from any nearby palms.
3) Stir the dough and allow to rest 1 hour.
4) Drop in tablespoon size dough balls and fry until golden brown.
Do not cook too many at once or centers may not cook.
Garnish with lemon and lime slices.

[JoeSixPack1]

Hey, great recipe Carlo, Thank you.
I tried something real close using gatortail but the comments I got were something like the pic below....

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[Fledermaus]

Yeah, I've seen the "video"... from that I concluded she's one lousy, ah, ah, ah...partner!

And Tommy Lee got into the wrong Hollywood business! lol

[Fledermaus]

PETS...People for the Ethical Treatment of Silicone.

I cry when I think about all those poor micro-organisms that died.

[Fledermaus]

"She's alright, she's alright, she's alright...cocaine"

[Fledermaus]

Yeah, I can't wait until the vegans figure out plants are intelligent.

I guess they'll have to live off dirt next. But then the worms would be disturbed.

So I guess they'll have to shift to finding a way to live off air. Oh, but then they'll feel sorry for all those protons and electrons and neutrons.

Can't drink water. Purifying water kills so much bacteria life.

Oh well, I guess they'll all just have to stop existing. No loss.

[SevenDaysInMay]

She has Hep-C, went public last year. Even if her liver does not fail, she will look worse fast.

[CHUCKfromCAL]

PETS - I love it.