Q. What's the difference between a coon-a$$ and a horse's a$$?
A. Sabine River
(For you Yankees, the Sabine River is the state line between La and Texas.)
I came across this question in my information search for Louisiana....
What are the four seasons of New Orleans?
Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, Christmas.
LOL! Sounds like my kind of place. I am not a winter bear.