[Hank Kerchief]

They always blame the Big Guy

Well, that's the way I see it too.

But, I've also noticed whenever things go right, they give Him all the credit, but when things go wrong, it's always somebody else's fault. Nice work if you can get it.

(I've been exptecting you to drop by for a long time, by the way.)

Hank

[Dat]

Unlike the libertarians, who take all the credit when things go well, and heap all the blame upon others when things don't.

[John Beresford Tipton]

"(I've been exptecting you to drop by for a long time, by the way.)"

I am grateful to be remembered for my past generosity, though I am now unfortunately in no position to respond favorably to even your request for a million dollar cashiers check.

Mr. Anthony is no longer in my service. He said he was bored giving all those millions to worthy people such as you, Hank Kerchief, and has instead hooked up with that young scamp, Dick Clark, and joined his Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol.

So though you might keep looking down you driveway for Mr. Anthony, he will no longer be coming here to Silverstone on his way to find his "next millionaire".

On many occasions I was able to summon Michael Anthony to come to my palatial estate, Silverstone, to receive his next assignment. Unfortunately, his scoundrel of a cousin, Mordred "Tex" Anthony had me mortgage Silverstone and invest in Enron. I am now trying to get handouts from all those very same millionaires that I created, but because I did it anonymously, they think I'm a con man and slam the door in my face.

Now if you would like to send me a small remittance, it might enable me to prime my finacial pump, by flying over to Nigeria to move ahead with a project that I am told, in absolute confidence, should fatten my secret bank account that their Central Bank is holding in my name to the sweet tune of $50 million rolling. Can I count on you?