Hello. Would you care to buy me a ticket to the Yankees/Red Sox game? Game 7 in particular? I would like to sit in the front row on the first base line where I will wear headphones so that I can listen to the game on the radio even though I am sitting right there and can see the game even better than the announcers doing the broadcast.
I would like to perhaps catch one of them foul balls that often fall into these seats. It would make a good souvenier and I like souveniers. I like souveniers a lot. Please buy me a ticket to the game.