[CWOJackson]

You really need to stop having these fantasys over my dress. Hey, see a doctor, explain how you couldn't get any dates in school. Tell them how you now wonder what other people on the internet would look like in cheerleader outfits...perhaps they can help. They might even be able to help you with the LP thing.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Tell the truth: your GOP cheerleading outfit is red, white, and blue, and it has a big colorful elephant emblem on the chest.